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miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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sandalphom:

fucking freeaboo

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

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  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
  • Guy: that girl over there's a lesbian
  • Me: how do you know?
  • Guy: she cut her hair really short
  • Me: you know, just because a girl cuts her hair doesn't make her a lesbian, just as a girl with long hair isn't always straight
  • Me: *subtly flips long hair over shoulders*

he-wants-the-doitsu:

You guys always mock Studio deans art but you forget that they had beautiful moments like this one

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smh you guys need to give respect where its needed

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malfunction54:

i was just on campus to talk to a former professor and as i walked through the building i heard a fart that sounded just like my bf’s so i said “noodle?” and 1 second later he walked out from around a corner and said “oh hey boo! watch out i just farted.”

this is what six years of relationship does to you

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prguitarman:

theclearlydope:

This is the work of a crazy person.

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Well they had an extra hour so

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theserif:

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

aspergian-geek-stream:

Batfind by chochi

HOMYGAWD SO CUTE

The boxes have Braille.  Oh my god the boxes have Braille and the bats are so cute and oh my god I’ll take twenty!

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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

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vambrace:

"I tried to scroll past"

"can’t not reblog!"

"YOU HAVE TO READ THIS"

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lotolle:

advocacyjourno:

Reversal time! How would you feel if male superheroes looked like female superheroes?

Can I just…is Captain America wearing anything at all?

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mrbritishhimself:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"This is my swamp"

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